Welcome, Playloadite: Join Playloaded / LOGIN! / Home / Music / Music Videos / Gospel Music / Freebeats / News / BBNaija / Sports / Celebrity Gist / DJ Mix / Movies / Comedy Videos / Tech / Romance / Jokes / StOries / Promote Music
    Stats: 16 Playloadite, 1339 Topics. Date: Thursday, 1st October 2020 at 7:39 AM

    We got to the eatery and ordered for food.

    Me: *signaling a waitress* what would you like to eat.

    Mama T: anything my dear Idris is going to eat.

    Me: ok, bring two plates of rice with chickens and soft drinks.

    Waitress: ok, be right back in a minute.

    As the waitress left the place, my phone rang immediately.

    Me: ah ah, who could be this one na.. I said looking at my phone. It was Ayo that was calling me..

    Me: my guy, my guy. E be like say party dey somewhere oh this one where you remember me so.

    Ayo: na wa for you too o. Why anytime wey i call you you must remind me of me not calling and checking on you.

    Me: na true na.

    The waitress came and dropped the food while i was busy looking at those fresh boobs.

    Me: na when be the last time wey you call me.

    Ayo: abeg i no dey for this rubbish. I just called to tell you say segun don die.

    Me: hahahaha, idiot. Na me you won catch April fool.

    Mama T was eating her food slowly while she was watching me keenly.

    Ayo: no i swear, forget say today na first of April but believe me, segun don die. him die yesterday.

    Me: eyaa. I no surprise at all because me too i get something wey i want tell you.

    Ayo: wetin be that?

    Me: Buhari get twin brother. Na yesterday he see am.

    Ayo: you dey mad, i dey tell you serious thing you dey there dey form stupidity ba.

    Me: mtcheeew, abeg go find another person to catch April fool.

    I said and cut the call angrily.

    Mama T: whats the matter honey?

    Me: can you imagine, Ayo my friend just called telling me that segun is dead.

    Mama T: *rolled her eyes feeling uneasy* i guess he has come with his joke again, abeg lets eat.

    We ate the food and went to the cashier’s office to pay when mama T quickly doubled crossed me and paid for the food.

    Haba, no problem. Na those kind things i dey like i swear.

    We walked back to my car and drove back to our office.

    Tobi: *entered my office* abeg tell me the way wey you take dey do am.

    Me: *looking surprised* do wetin?

    Tobi: the way wey you dey make all the boss dey like

    Me: hahaha *relaxed in my chair* its very easy?

    Tobi: how?

    Me: be handsome as me, tall as me and intelligent as me..

    Tobi: hahaha, abeg no vex but you know say you carry F9 for everything wey you talk now?

    Me: see this stupid idiot oo, you wey carry A1 how many people don like you.

    Tobi: ahhhhh, many if you no know.

    Me: abeg commot make i work jare.

    Tobi: no problem but one day, this things wey you dey do go back fire.

    Me: go back fire for which person head.

    Tobi: idiot, na my head e go backfire because na me dey do them abi?

    Me: amen oo, e go backfire for your head seven folds.

    Tobi: chaii, God help you…

    Hello i am new user and i would to ask you, How to disable avatar?


    Hello i am new user and i would to ask you, How to disable avatar?

    you need to be registered


There are 5 comments, you can join others to drop your comment on “Snake Ladies” Season 2 – An Enchanting Story! (Episode 2 (18+) below;
    [Music] Adekunle Gold ft. Patoranking – “Pretty Girl”


    Download Rema – “Ginger Me” Video


    THE PARALLEL LINES: How Lola Ignorantly Replaced ‘Presence’ With ‘Presents’ – True Love Short Story

(5 ) (Drop Your Comment) (Go Up)

Skip to toolbar