1. After my first heartbreak i stopped talking to my mum for 3 days and when she asked what’s wrong? I said “U girls are all the same

2. My brothers, feel free to wear a boxer for 1 week!!!
Merlin wore 1 trouser from season 1-5 and nothing happened.
Am I communicating???

3. Some pipo think break up hurts… have you ever left your phone on charge for 3 hours and u come back u find it was not charging..

4. Sometimes you have to stop blaming the photographer and just accept the fact that you’re ugly

5. Some Girls are funny, They will tell a Guy that *”It’s over between us”*.
When the Guy says *”Okay”*
She will be like *”Just Like that?”*.
What were you expecting?
Closing ceremony or Vote of Thanks??

6. A prostitute asked a doctor why her pubic hair was not growing.
Doctor said have you seen grass growing at a busy street?

7. *DO U ALL REMEMBER THOSE DAYS WHEN WE USED TO ENTERTAIN VISITORS WITH PHOTO ALBUM..*
*NOW All THEY WANT IS CHARGER.*

8. Just imagine you want to send your nude pics to someone and you mistakly post it to your status then boom your battery went down.

9. *Someone cannot just dial wrong number in Nigeria and a politician or celebrity will pick it, must it always be aboki??*

10. *Some girls only know how to pose in pictures… But let them cook beans for u. Aaaaaah!* . You will see all the stones David used on Goliath……

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