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    It didn’t take time when my bed made sound, I felt a press around my leg side. The joy in my heart had no bounds, since I wore boxer it was easy to detect her next action.

    My d*ck already got an attention before she even pulled down my boxer from my waist, I tightened my face and snored louder, so that she will hurry up.

    I felt a tingling breathe around my d*ck cap, I no come dey understand. I felt her tongue on my d*ck.

    Me: ummmm…. Orrrrrhhhooooo *I increased the snoring*

    Free bl*wjob, she took me in her mouth and started brushing her teeth around my d*ck. I couldn’t pretend anymore before somebody will bite or chop off my joystick.

    Me: aahh! Aaahhh! Them send you, you wan eat am? *I jump off from the bed*

    Adeola: sorry.

    I examined my d*ck, the girl has a sharp teeth oh.

    Me: come dey go, I no want wahala.

    Adeola: sorry, I wan do.

    Me: make I pray first before you disappear, tell your convo assocation say them no see me, abeg come and be going.

    Voice: Adeola! Where this mumu girl dey?

    Adeola: mommy, I dey come.

    She hurried out, who is teaching this small girl all these bad thing. She is just in Js3 and her p*ssy is in level100. I locked my door in case she is coming back to finish off her plan, I went back to sleep.

    I haven’t slept long when heat woke me up, I sat on my bed and started hearing shout from outside. I rushed out of my room and heard the noise louder from the centre of the yard.

    Voice1: Big show, Big show is lifting Big daddy up…

    Voice2: earthquake oh! Mama Sandra no do oh.

    I rushed out and saw someone lifted up, I didn’t understand until I heard a loud thud and the ground shook. Everyone available in the yard are already out, encircled at the circle chanting.

    Voices: big show! Big show!!

    Voice3: mommy, beat am well well.

    Me: separate, separate, ona no go kill me.

    Voices: youngest landlord!! Baba landlord!!! Man wey sabi!!!

    That is when some of them dragged up Mama Sandra from Oluchi’s mother body, I stared at both of them without saying a word.

    Mama Oluchi got up from ground, thank God their two fit each other. The two fattest women in the yard, if na another person where I wan talk the story.

    Me: wetin dey happen here?

    Gabriel: papa Jayjay, tell youngest landlord wetin dey sup, wisdom wisdom!!

    Papa Jayjay: *cleared his throat* it is a lugubrious incentive that culminated the right-handed kinetic force trajectory at stationary body of mama Sandra, from tete-a-tete to thug of war.

    Voices: mad oh! Papa Jay jay, wisdom don finish you, wisdom!

    Me: I no understand anything oh, Mama Sandra and mama Oluchi make ona come pay ona fight tithe if you no wan park for this yard.

    After I informed them I went inside, since it was getting late already. They sent their little daughters to bring them.

    I ate and prepared my bed, since there is light. Joy dey, I slept off with light oh. I no know wetin enter PHCN head them take the light for 00:00hours when calabar man and woman get the next room close to mine, the young couples are very strange.

    They will leave house before the sun appear in the sky and return late in the night, and keep us awake if there is no light.

    Voice: *moaning* scatter me like trailer, assshh! Aaahh!!

    Soundtrack: gbbuuuuuuu! Gbbbboooo!!!

    Voice2: aaahh! Aaaahhhhh! You too sweeet!!!

    Voice1: asshhh! Hammer me like bulldozer.

    Soundtrack: tuuuuuoooo! Tuuuooo! Like millions of soldiers marching.

    Voice: *shouting* na only ona dey this yard!!

    To be continued after some comments.

    Make una continue am o.

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