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“Jokes Of The Week” (Episode 5) by : 3:32 pm On November 18, 2020
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    1) *You’ve used sanitizer 20 times today but you’ve not had your bath. Continue..
    Minister of Covid Dirty*
    Nonsense

    2) Stop skipping peoples post!!!.
    That was how we all jumped into 2020 without reading its terms and conditions.

    3) BEFORE YOU START BUILDING A RELATIONSHIP, U NEED TO KNOW WHO OWNS THE LAND O.. E FIT BE GOVERNMENT PROPERTY

    4) Between true love and original charger, which one is difficult to find….?*

    5) I know why God hasn’t given some of you guys cars yet. You will look NYASH until you get accident. *
    Prevention is better than cure.

    6) Dating him for 7 years does not mean he must marry you, my uncle studied Medicine for 7 years, he’s a DJ now.*

    7) Marriage without side chick is like government without opposition*
    Wisdom will kill me one day

    8) 60missed calls
    Because I promised her #1000
    *what if I promise her* #1800
    That means my ascestors no go rest

    9) After I cracked my brain to send you sweet loves messages and all u can do is to reply with K
    I SWEAR God will K your career

    10) When you are broke soap go finish, gas go finish, charger go spoil, toothpaste go finish, data go finish,….then Malaria sign go start

    11) New relationship can be so sweet that you can even call after an hour just to say…..”happy one hour anniversary to us babe”

    12) On my wedding day, I will dance up to my father in-law and I will whisper to him….sir….the way I will ride your daughter this night ehn even you will see her……and swear to return all my yams

    13) If you never see your period*…… *my sister don’t worry*
    *There’s network failure* *everywhere*

    14) When you’ve been single for so long that even when you try to type ”Kissing” auto correct changes it to ”Kidding”

    15) Even if u don’t have reason to Thank God, just thank him for giving u eyes to zoom people pictures anyhow

    16) I Found 20naira on the street, I picked it and throw it away it was fake, how can 20naira have two zeros

    17) My little sister complained about her boyfriend to me yesterday….I advised her to leave him ….today her status reads “No monkey can seperate us”*

    18) My friend has been forcing me to marry, so that he can take advantage of my wife while am away, Since I hate arguing I married his sister.
    I serve the living God

Re: “Jokes Of The Week” (Episode 5) by timothy aka timzy: 7:46 am On November 26, 2020

    na only oluwa noni go bless u…dop man joker

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